Sunday, September 3, 2017

Mad Dog Alert!

In the aftermath of an early morning test of a hydrogen bomb by North Korea Secretary of Defense James Mattis, in a tersely worded statement said on Sunday, “We made it clear that we have the ability to defend ourselves and our allies, South Korea and Japan, from any attack and that our agreements with our allies are iron-clad. Any threat to the United States or its territories including Guam, or our allies, will be met with a massive military response, a response both effective and overwhelming.”
“We are not looking to the total annihilation of a country─namely North Korea,” Mattis concluded, “but as I said, we have many options to do so.”
Mattis earned his “Mad Dog” nickname during one of the hardest fought campaigns in Iraq.  He was one of four commanders leading British and American troops to take Fallujah from Iraqi insurgents after the fall of Saddam Hussein.
Mattis is known for having said, “No better friend, no worse enemy,” and “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”
His profile notes he is able to quote Sun Tzu, Ulysses S. Grant, George Patton, Shakespeare and the Bible.  A 44-year military man, the Secretary of Defense is the most renowned warrior of our day to the combat initiated.
The fat kid is now officially on Mad Dog Alert.

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