Tuesday, August 23, 2016

The Staggering Hypocrisy Of A Despised Duffer

Via The Advocate—Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards said the president spent 20 minutes with him discussing the severity of the flood and traveled to a disaster recovery center to meet with local volunteers.

Later he spent 20 minutes in a closed meeting with families of Alton Sterling, a 37-year-old black man who was killed in an altercation with police on July 5, and officers slain and wounded in a convenience store attack less than two weeks later.

The Advocate originally criticized the president for not ending his vacation in Martha's Vineyard immediately to visit the region. There has been bipartisan criticism for being too slow to visit the state.

One Denham Springs resident slammed the president saying, "There ain't nothing he can do for us that Louisiana ain't done for ourselves.  I've got no help from the federal government. I ain't asking for help from the government. Baby, let me tell you my community has come through."

Hillary's Bea Arthurian Legend

Arthur pulled a sword from a stone.
Hillary removed a lid from a jar of pickles.

Hillary Opens A Jar Of Pickles For John Kasich

Making her third appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, Crooked Hillary was given a jar of pickles to open to prove she is strong.  The host even took her pulse.

Clinton said that it “absolutely makes no sense” to spread the rumors about her health. “I don’t go around questioning Donald Trump’s health. As far as I can tell, he’s as healthy as a horse.”

You’ll remember that John Kasich, whose daddy was a postman, made a campaign stop in May at P J Bernstein’s Deli Restaurant in New York City where reporters were left awestruck at the gluttonous number of pickles he ate even instructing that the proper way to eat them was with one’s pinky in the air.

Friday, August 19, 2016

Ain’t No Community Organizer Got Time For That!

On Thursday, Homeland Security Director Jeh Johnson took heat from reporters in a news conference in flood-ravaged Louisiana.

Responding to criticism that President Obama has not interrupted his summer vacation on Martha's Vineyard, Johnson said several times, "The president can't be everywhere."

Johnson also said The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer "has a very busy schedule this fall and in the coming days,"

"There's been a lot of criticism about President Obama not visiting Louisiana. Will you be recommending that he come to Louisiana and visit?" a reporter asked Johnson.

“Well, of course the president can't be everywhere. I can tell you that the president has been closely monitoring the situation here in Louisiana. He made the federal (disaster) declaration in a matter of hours—it was expedited, we're up to 20 parishes now.”

“I will be briefing him on what I see here and what the status of our recovery and response efforts are...So the president is closely monitoring the situation, through his cabinet, through his FEMA administrator, and is very much on top of it.”

The reporter again asked if Johnson would recommend that Obama visit:

"As I said, the president can't be everywhere. I know he has a very busy schedule this fall and in the coming days, and uh, he is closely monitoring the situation. When you are the chief executive of the entire U.S. government, you can't be everywhere, uh, including places you would like to be. Uh, but through me and through (FEMA Director) Craig Fugate, I know he is very much on top of this situation.”

Another reporter noted that Wednesday's briefing from the White House press pool began with the announcement that the president was playing a round of golf: "And you sit there and say twice the president can't be everywhere. The people of Louisiana are dying. How hard is it for you, as the Homeland Security director, for you to have your updates going to the president on the golf course?”

"Well, as I said, he is very much on top of the situation, and I know that he is aware of the level of federal assistance that can be provided and is being provided, and I'll be briefing him myself right after this visit,” Johnson responded.

When Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans, President George W. Bush was excoriated by Democrats and the media for taking a helicopter tour of the flooded city instead of getting a ground-level view.

Donald Trump visited Louisiana today and helped to hand out supplies to flood victims.

Humiliation Of Ivanka Trump Backfires

On my way home from the eye doctor I was listening to the Rush Limbaugh Show on the radio.  Mark Belling, drive-time host on News/Talk 1130 WISN-AM in Milwaukee, was sitting in for Rush.

He began the show by talking about an article posted on BizPac Review which long-time producer James Golden AKA Bo Snerdley brought to his attention.

BizPac published a report concerning a toney jewelry store in Brooklyn popular with BeyoncĂ© and Rihanna which tried to humiliate Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka.

“The company’s founders, Jill Martinelli and Sabine Le Guyader, were “flattered” to receive an order from the 34 year-old Trump, but decided to make a political statement when they shipped the item.”

“Included in the shipment of the ear cuff [she ordered] was a handwritten note to Trump, shaming her for her father’s political ideals.”

The note read:
“Dear Ivanka, Thank you for your web order! We’re happy to let you know that the proceeds of your sale have been generously donated to the American Immigration Council, the Everytown for Gun Safety Organization, and the Hillary Clinton campaign. We hope you enjoy your new Lady Grey #helixcuff. Best, Sabine and Jill.”
Sometimes fate works in your favor.  Right after the RNC Convention, the GOP made available for purchase an anti-Hillary t-shirt which had been included in swag bags presented to the delegates.  The front of the shirt reads ENOUGH and the back lists 19 scandals in the Hillary Clinton Scandal Tour.  It arrived today via FedEx and was waiting on my porch when I got home.

Furious over the jewelry store owners’ attempt to humiliate this young lady, I penned the following note which I included with the t-shirt I just dropped off at the UPS Store.  The package was shipped to Lady Grey, 37 Greenpoint Ave, #E3A Mailbox 29, Brooklyn, NY 11222.
Dear Ms. Martinelli and Ms. Le Guyader, 
Thank you for flagrantly abusing your Privacy Policy and failing to follow industry best practices intended to protect your customers’ personal information.  When I learned of your Bolshevik antics regarding Ivanka Trump’s purchase of your elitist jewelry, I decided to send you this t-shirt highlighting your goddess’s criminal acts dating all the way back to 1978. 
Your publicity stunt has backfired.  Please enjoy the t-shirt with my best wishes.  When they finally lock her up I hope you harlots will be compassionate enough to visit her in the slammer 
I suspect you are quaking in your Neiman-Marcus boots at the thought of a pending lawsuit against you for violating Ms. Trump’s privacy.
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